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My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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