my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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