He disabled his match.com account in front of me
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Oh I'm sorry does your girlfriend send you better pictures of things in her ass? No? Didn't think so. Remember that the next time you wanna complain how I don't make the first move enough.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
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