Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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