One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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