dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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