you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Randomize
