Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
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