I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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