i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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