The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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