i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
Randomize
