No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
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