i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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