I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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