So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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