Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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