I must be too annoying 4 u.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
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