allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
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