Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I just figured I'd let u know that you bought a yacht on ebay last night
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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