i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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