My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
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