I am slurping my drink like I am going to the electric chair
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Last night my friend tried to make out with me in an olive garden. Ahahah
Nothing says 'I love you' like never ending salad and breadsticks
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I just baptized the girl next to me. LONG LIVE THE CHURCH OF VODKA
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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