sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
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