She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
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