Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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