forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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