dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Just had an old man tip me two dollars and say "here put this in your baby fund, you'll have a baby someday" I swear this is gods way of saying GET ON BIRTH CONTROL NOW!
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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