make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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