Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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