Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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