I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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