just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
You hooked up with a kindergarten teacher?
Yea. It's kind of weird knowing that there are kindergarten teachers out there with their nipples pierced.
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
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