You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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