your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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