Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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