69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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