The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
Randomize
