What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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