did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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