I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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