So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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