I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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