Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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