Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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