she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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