My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
