sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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