I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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