i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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